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Thursday, November 25, 2010

5 Great Daniel Artest Tweets… From The Past 2 Hours

There are some truly great Twitter users. Office babe/genius Mindy Kaling may be the funniest (‘When Ray Allen emotes in any direction, it is a thing of beauty’), while Australian comedy performer/politics freak Chas Licciardello’s Twitter feed is a virtual ‘Best of the Internet.’ 

But no one comes close to Daniel Artest. His laughs-per-tweet ratio is as close to a 1:1 as anyone has ever come. 

This tweet inspired a friend to ask over email ‘is he implying Chris Bosh is gay?’ Another answered ‘yes, that’s definitely what he’s doing.’ 

She’s looked basically the same since birth.

I don’t think this could be true.

If you’re looking for someone to insult Chris Bosh, Daniel is your man. Are you listening, ESPN? If Colin Cowherd’s weird semi-racist bullshit about John Wall brought in the listeners, imagine what Ron Artest’s brother slagging off the under-performing Heat could do for ratings!

Seriously, get this man a radio show. You’re telling me you don’t want to wake up to Daniel telling it?

(antontrees)

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