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Monday, January 10, 2011

I can’t wait to watch the Nets … sideline.

A five we slept on.


I can’t wait to watch the Nets … sideline.

A five we slept on.

Thursday, January 6, 2011

5 New Year’s Resolutions: Kobe Bryant


  1. I will not let these motherfuckers lose to Shaq and Boston
  2. I will not let people claim I can’t win a title without Sasha
  3. I will show Derrick Rose and his presidential fan boy who’s the man
  4. I will dream shake LeBron for a game winner, preferably in game 7.
  5. I will fuck up the haters
Wednesday, January 5, 2011

5 New Year’s Resolutions: David Stern

  1. I will get rid of Sterling
  2. I will get a team back in Seattle
  3. I will keep Ron-Ron on his meds
  4. I will not let the Spurs ruin my finals ratings
  5. I will destroy Billy Hunter
Tuesday, January 4, 2011

5 New Year’s Resolutions: David Kahn

  1. I will not draft another PG
  2. I will not trade for another PG
  3. I will convince Ricky Rubio to come play for me
  4. I will keep Kevin Love unleashed
  5. I will fight against all odds to find and rehabilitate another supposed draft bust no matter how crazy everyone thinks it is. 

5 New Year’s Resolutions: Amar’e Stoudemire

  1. I will learn to rebound
  2. I will learn to pass out of the double and/or triple team
  3. I will not suffer another debilitating and slightly gross eye injury
  4. I will do everything in my power to reunite with Nash
  5. I will give Melo a call

5 New Year’s Resolutions: Blake Griffin

  1. I will learn to shoot free throws
  2. I will block a shot a game
  3. I will continue to drain threes
  4. I will keep the smile on Baron’s face
  5. I will break a backboard

5 New Year’s Resolutions: Brook Lopez

  1. I will start rebounding
  2. I will start rebounding
  3. I will start rebounding
  4. I will start rebounding
  5. I will welcome Carmelo with open arms
    Friday, December 31, 2010

    We’ve been slack

    Between Christmas, New Years and the fact we all live in Sydney where the landscape looks like this:

    Rather than this:

    Putting together ball related posts hasn’t exactly been our number one priority.

    But don’t fret, normal service will resume shortly. 

    5 Classic NBA Shooters.